The Characters

Just to make sure I'm not being vague about my characters, I'll provide a description about them.

The Scotsman, Kieth hot biscuit mcgee : You know him from my previos post. He's the archeologist with a short fuse, who has a passion for tombs, ruins and anything that's ancient. He also becomes very serious when it comes to survival, however the funny thing about him is that he is narcopleptic, so he can fall asleep at any given moment yet resume talking straight away when he wakes up as though nothing happened. However under that fierce persona, lies a professional and an intelligent mind.

Jappa: Is a middle aged silver back gorrilla, with a Jamaican accent. An assisstant and friend of the scotsman, he is the polar opposite since him he always has grin on his face that says "Don't worry be happy". However his demonstration skills on various equipment isn't very helpful though, as the scotsman explains to the audience or should I say the camera, about how the equipment should be carried out, Jappa does the exact opposite and makes a mockery of things. Jappa just makes various excuses, such as being affected by a voodoo curse that someone casted on him, which often then sends him into a panic.

Bak Bak Van Bak: Is just one of the 3 brothers who is in search of something too sacrifice, to be specific, a human. He wants to do this in hopes of bringing a form of prosperity to his own life. Just like his other two brothers he isn't very smart, but he is the most mischievios of the group and the most self centered. During the Jappa and Kieths filming of the infomercial, he tries to devise a plan between his brothers to capture them.

Dook Dook Van Dook: Is the most is known as the Gluttonous being in existance, according to his two brothers anyway. He is considered to be the dummy of the group, but what he loses in brains he makes up for with his monstrous strength and the ability to consume almost anything. Though he does understand his brothers speech, his own is usually made up of grunts, moans and yelps. But within his soul lies a heart of gold, for he is the most caring of the three.

Nah Nah Van Nah: He is known as the stump Alchemist of the 3 brothers, why? Because he's the short and smart. He is actually quite down to earth, but he does experience a sudden acceleration in his speech when he gets exited about his crazy theories on the crazy experiements he creates ofetn resulting in hilarious accidents on himself and his brethren.

Phew! Heh think I'm running out on biography ideas, don't you think?